sometimes, i cant believe my stomach capacity.
yes, i know i'm thin.
now, close your gaping mouth.

had a maths marathon today which lasted from 9AM to 10 30PM.
take note of the time.
morning to night.
not that i wanted to, it was purely threats of docking my allowance which gave me spirit and spurred me on to finish those maths exercises.
of course, no way was i going to let some dumb maths questions get in the way of my quest for dot hack number 3 eh?
(note to mr eugene giam: remember to buy dot hack one and two for me plus the stuffed duck, you owe me big for that super cool wallet.)

and i took a snack break at 5pm to recharge my aching brain.
heres what i ate.
hamburger sandwich with cheese.
quantity: 2

yummy.
now watch closely, i'm going to do a magic trick right here, right now.
dont blink little kiddies!

here is the sandwich.
awww, look at how innocent it is.
just sitting there quietly alone, waiting to be hungrily devoured,
torn apart by the jaws of a hungry homosapien.
now, watch!
heres the sandwich again,
lets say the magic words to make the magic come true little kiddies!
"jaclyn rocks, jaclyn rocks, jaclyn rocks because she rocks her chair!"
give a little twirl of the fragment of the glass stirrer i broke in the science lab.
and...
and...
and...

and finally... TA DAH!!
the magic words worked!
hehheh.
imagine doing that twice.
the packaging of the hamburgers is here.
lets zoom in on the cow shown on the pack.
a little blur, but,
i could have sworn the cow was grinning.
the meat was beef by the way.

to further demonstrate my astonishing stomach capacity,
i finished a can of mister potato.

oooh, the price tags still on.
open the lid.
EMPTY! WOO HOO!
i cleaned out my family's entire potato chip supply!
now to buy the barbeque flavour...
i also ate an ice cream...
...in the midst of an earthquake!!

yes, i admit it.
i was bored.
well, what do you expect?!
the whole day spent doing just maths, maths and more maths?!
i rather go flush my head in the toilet.